Back From Nap Town

So, this years NABJ convention was one of the most fun and exciting times of my life, even though I still could've done more after business hours to make the most of it. I passed out my resume and clips, along with trading business cards, met my Ten95/YBJ family, and got on a plane for the first time in my life. So instead of running down the insanity, I'm just going to post a bunch of quotes that made the week. Definitely "you had to be there to get it" material.

"Mother Jefferson's coochie was probably dry as hell. Weezie's too."

"Maaaagic!"

"Bow chica bow bowwwww..."

"It would be easier to let it be known that she has chlamydia!"

"Shut up biiiitch!"

"Chris, get your life right with Jesus Sandoval..."

"Why are you over there in the corner?"

"It's gettin hot in here....anyone got some Jergens? Some Vasoline?"

"His stature has been increased by being seen with three sexy women."

"Heaven...must be liiiiike this...."

"They don't call it churnin' butter where I'm from."

"Rero?!"

"I saw your crush on the elevator....I told her you watch her every weekend and you love her reporting...no, I didn't tell her your name!"

"Snaps in Z formation....tell a friend, chile...."

"I'm going to go put on my Timbs so I can at least give off the illusion that I'm 5'11..."

"Let your purpose be your passion and your passion be your plan..." (had to squeeze a deep one in there)


That pretty much covers NABJ '06 in a nutshell. I had a good time, and now the countdown for 2007's debauchery in Las Vegas begins. Here are some early predictions;

- The official NABJ video will be released and distributed by West Coast Productions called, "Negros About Booty Jackin''07"

- Somebody will campaign for office (yes, Vegas is an election year) using casino chips and showgirls.

- Somebody will lose all their clothes playing poker and will be forced to wear their clips as convention gear.

- A married NABJer will be arrested for soliciting prostitution (even though it's legal in Vegas I do believe).

- I will get a job if I don't have one already by then.