Challenge!
O.K., you know how Richard Pryor described that nice guy who turns punch-drunk alcoholic on the weekends on the album "That N*****'s Crazy?" Welp, this is my version of that tipsy punching bag. I'm calling out a fellow sports writer and Blogger.com user, Jamar Hudson. In two weeks, The Stinging Hornets of Delaware State will be coming to everyone's home by the sea, Hampton University for a MEAC football battle.
Sure we just got Mollywhopped by James Madison 65-7, but that doesn't count. They snuck us when we weren't looking. COWARDS! We want a fair fight October 1st, jack. No messing around!
Is Joe Taylor and company still accusing us of watering the Alumni Stadium field, despite the fact that there were Biblical amounts of rain in the First State's capital all that week, including that Friday night? Despite the fact that we beat you guys for the first time since the Pre-Watergate 70s, y'all still went on the I-AA playoffs, so don't be too mad if it happens again this year.
So basically, Brother Hudson, what do you want to put on this? What wager are you willing to participate in? I'm so confident, I'll let you choose the terms. Let the swashbuckling begin.
Sure we just got Mollywhopped by James Madison 65-7, but that doesn't count. They snuck us when we weren't looking. COWARDS! We want a fair fight October 1st, jack. No messing around!
Is Joe Taylor and company still accusing us of watering the Alumni Stadium field, despite the fact that there were Biblical amounts of rain in the First State's capital all that week, including that Friday night? Despite the fact that we beat you guys for the first time since the Pre-Watergate 70s, y'all still went on the I-AA playoffs, so don't be too mad if it happens again this year.
So basically, Brother Hudson, what do you want to put on this? What wager are you willing to participate in? I'm so confident, I'll let you choose the terms. Let the swashbuckling begin.
2 Comments:
At 3:40 AM, Sherlon Christie said…
I'm picking Hampton...
At 7:22 AM, Chris said…
What's wrong with picking the little guy?! After all, we did beat them last year, LOL
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